the thoughts i usually keep to myself

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• 1: Full name: i think not
• 2: Zodiac sign: gemini
• 3: 3 Fears: dec 21 2012, bears, my kids crying
• 4: 3 things I love: My family, cookies, oral sex
• 5: 4 turns on: piercings, tattoos, nice boobs, swallowing
• 6: 4 turns off: closed-mindedness, body odor, body hair, bad attitudes
• 7: My best friend: a guy named ira
• 8: Sexual orientation: straigth
• 9: My best first date: the ones where i got laid
• 10: How tall am I: 5' 9"
• 11: What do I miss: My family
• 12: What time were I born: i have no idea
• 13: Favourite color: black
• 14: Do I have a crush: no
• 15: Favourite quote: "fuck em if they cant take a joke"
• 16: Favourite place: Home
• 17: Favourite food: the ones that arent good for you
• 18: Do I use sarcasm: noo!, of course not, thats fucking ridiculous
• 19: What am I listening to right now: "puscifer"
• 20: First thing I notice in new person: Boobs(usually), or eyes
• 21: Shoe size: 10 1/2 or 11
• 22: Eye color: Blue green (depending on mood)
• 23: Hair color: dirty blonde
• 24: Favourite style of clothing: shorts and T-shirt
• 25: Ever done a prank call? Not in a very long time
• 26: What colour of underwear I'm wearing now? super man boxers
• 27: Meaning behind my URL: my tumblr? i canr even remember my url right now, something retarded knowing me
• 28: Favourite movie: fido
• 29: Favourite song: "enima"
• 30: Favourite band: tool
• 31: How I feel right now: fearfull (my son is having surgoery tomorrow)
• 32: Someone I love: my wife and kids
• 33: My current relationship status: married
• 34: My relationship with my parents: my mom is cool , my dad is a asshole
• 35: Favourite holiday: halloween
• 36: Tattoos and piercing i have: too numberous to list in tattoos, no piercings
• 37: Tattoos and piercing i want: finally gonna get my ears done soon
• 38: The reason I joined Tumblr: peer pressure from my wife
• 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? i could care less one way or the other, the same could prolly be said from her
• 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Occasionally
• 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? nope
• 42: When did I last hold hands? in the parking lot of the store yesterday
• 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? no long at all
• 44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? nope
• 45: Where am I right now? My tiny apartment
• 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? i dont get the that lvl of drunk anymore
• 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? If it's too loud you're too old! Naw, I like it loud if I'm alone, reasonable if I'm trying to have a conversation
• 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? NO
• 49: Am I excited for anything? for this sugoery to be done and over
• 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Yes
• 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? well....
• 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? last night
• 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? seeing how the last person i kissed was my kids in putting them to bed last night , it better be someone like their mom or a grandparent or some heads are gonna roll
• 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? The government
• 55: What is something I disliked about today? I woke up later than I'd have liked
• 56: If I could meet anyone on Earth, who would it be? maynard james keenan(i hope he isnt a dickhead in the process)
• 57: What do I think about most? lack of money
• 58: What’s my strangest talent? farting on cue?
• 59: Do I have any strange phobias? not right at the top of my head, but i do get freaked out now and then by stupid shit
• 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind the camera
• 61: What was the last lie I told? the last big one was prolley lieing on my job ap (got the job, been there over 6 years now...shhhhhh)
• 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? phone
• 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and Yes
• 64: Do I believe in magic? Yes
• 65: Do I believe in luck? Yes,
• 66: What's the weather like right now? Sunny but cold
• 67: What was the last book I've read? "the hunger games trilogy"
• 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? kind of
• 69: Do I have any nicknames? does GODDAMMIT :insert first name here:! count?
• 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had? busted my head open once...about 7 or 8 at the time
• 71: Do I spend money or save it? SPEND IT
• 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? pretty damn close, but no cigar
• 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? Yes, my daughter hair clip
• 74: Favourite animal? cats
• 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? skyrim on ps3
• 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name? he doesnt have one, but he has many many first names
• 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? "queen bee by puscifer
• 78: How can you win my heart? you cant, its already got by someone else
• 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? a father, a husband, a legacy
• 80: What is my favorite word? sex
• 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr. ummmm.....
• 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? what the hell are you looking at?!?!?!
• 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? i got a cousin i think is still in prison
• 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables.come on super strength!!!
• 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? well im not gonna say that...thats asking for someone to ask me that
• 86: What is my current desktop picture? lego batman and harley quinn
• 87: Had sex? YES
• 88: Bought condoms? Yes
• 89: Gotten pregnant? No :( Sucks being a dude sometimes
• 90: Failed a class? Yes
• 91: Kissed a boy? Yes, does my son count?
• 92: Kissed a girl? Yes
• 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Yes
• 94: Had job? Yes
• 95: Left the house without my wallet? Yes
• 96: Bullied someone on the internet?
• 97: Had sex in public? Yes
• 98: Played on a sports team? no
• 99: Smoked weed? yes
• 100: Did drugs? No
• 101: Smoked cigarettes? yes
• 102: Drank alcohol? Yes
• 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? No
• 104: Been overweight? Yes
• 105: Been underweight? does infancy count?
• 106: Been to a wedding? Yes
• 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Yes
• 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Yes
• 109: Been outside my home country? no
• 110: Gotten my heart broken? Yes
• 111: Been to a professional sports game? semi pro hockey, i dont think that should count
• 112: Broken a bone? Yes, just fingers and my nose
• 113: Cut myself? Not in an emo loser way
• 114: Been to prom? yes
• 115: Been in airplane? yes
• 116: Fly by helicopter? no
• 117: What concerts have I been to? rob zombie was one of the best ones ive been to, george clinto was pretty cool too
• 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? no
• 119: Learned another language? no
• 120: Wore make up? Yes
• 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Heck yes
• 122: Had oral sex? of course
• 123: Dyed my hair? Yes
• 124: Voted in a presidential election? yes
• 125: Rode in an ambulance? yes
• 126: Had a surgery? tech yes, but i was never cut open or put under so im saying no
• 127: Met someone famous? yes
• 128: Stalked someone on a social network? no
• 129: Peed outside? yes
• 130: Been fishing? yes
• 131: Helped with charity? yes
• 132: Been rejected by a crush? yes
• 133: Broken a mirror? yes, but it was an accident
• 134: What do I want for birthday? money
• 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? got two, trust me...thats plenty
• 136: Was I named after anyone? hell if i know
• 137: Do I like my handwriting? its worse then most doctors
• 138: What was my favourite toy as a child? transformers
• 139: Favourite Tv Show? true blood
• 140: Where do I want to live when older? we shall remain out here in the country, we stand half a chance if the world does go to shit that way
• 141: Play any musical instrument? just the skin flute...nod nod wink wink
• 142: One of my scars, how did I get it? ciggerette burn on my arm playing chicken
• 143: Favourite pizza toping? Pepperoni
• 144: Am I afraid of the dark? No
• 145: Am I afraid of heights? No
• 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Yes
• 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? yes
• 148: What I'm really bad at. having patience
• 149: What my greatest achievments are: a family
• 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me. i tend to void out of memory these type of things
• 151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery. open a comic shop
• 152: What do I like about myself. not much physcially anymore
• 153: My closest Tumblr friend. My wife
• 154: Something I fantasise about: threeway with the wife and another woman
• 155: Any question you'd like: wow, that was long and to no point